My 2011 Resolution

1. Work hard, Play hard, Love hard.
2. Stay healthy, stay young and stay happy.
3. Save at least RM400 a month (Lesser than the previous year, so no excuse to run away).
4. Put on make up more often, erase the laziness of dressing up from my memory card- BRAIN.
5. Always keep in touch with SATC. 
6. Meet more friends.
7. Treat my roommie nicely so that she treats me nicely as well (Wuahaha....).
8. Get a better job, get a better life. Earn 3k a month?
9. Expand our Business (I wanna be a millionaire, so freaking bad.....).
10. Improve my teeth condition by wearing braces (I wish i have the guts and money to do it).
11. Learn Japanese.
12. Complete my Taiwan and Bali trip.
13. Back to KK~
14. Do extreme sport and activity for once.
15. Get myself a laptop.
16. Get myself a Smartphone.
17. Get my mum a designer bag.
18. Be a better person, improve my IQ and EQ.

Will check the list again end of 2011, wish all the 18 resolutions can be done. Happy New Year!!! ^_^

Checklist for "10 Things Must Do in 2010"

Time flies! It's end of year 2010.  "10 things must do in 2010" is my previous entry on early of January 2010. OMG~ It just like the entry posted up few days ago and now i'm one year older wtf! Anyway, lets see what i'v done in the year 2010.

1. Work hard, play hard Ö 

Did I?? Hmm..... yes, i did. I did my best on my job even though that's a boring job. I consider never late to work, finished my tasks on time and only took 1.5 days MC. Wait..... only 1.5 days?!! Why so less?? I should have taken more MC....ish! 

Well, i play hard as well. Movie-Karaoke-Shopping-Balik Kampung-Travel, I did all these constantly.... Wuahaha! 

So...check! 

2. Save at least RM600 a month

Failed failed FAILED!! RM600 now in my bank got lah. RM600 x 12 = RM7200 mana ada?! Still far away to reach half of it ar..... sob sob. Where's all my money gone?? That's the result of play toooooo hard la @_@

3. Happy Always Ö

Check! Most of the time in year 2010 was happy i guess. Got my own car, got my career, earned and spent my own money and most important is my life filled up with Egui and my besties. Maybe year end is not that smooth with all those family and accommodation problems,  but i'm sure it can be solved before i enter year 2011!

4. Keep Young

I'm not sure I did it or not. I did exercise regularly, rest as much as i can. I seldom drink and club (once every 3 months consider seldom gua), i never smoke and already cut of all the night activities. Somehow, i  feel tired easily. Maybe the look remain but i can feel that i'm physically and mentally older now. This is so called "aging". FML~

5. Try alot alot of nice food Ö

Yes, always like to try new things especially when i hangout with ShinD. I will make sure i try more in year 2011....haha! Check!

6. Buy myself a Kipling bag Ö

Yesh!! I bought myself a Kipling purse at the middle of year and a Kipling bag third quarter of the year. Check!

7. Always keep in touch with SATC, at least hangout with ShinD and Lulu once a month Ö

Check Check Check! Hangout with besties monthly is a MUST!! Can't imagine my life without SATC. I met ShinD for sure more than once a month, met Lulu at least once a month but we did talk in the phone constantly to update each other >.< I some more met mummy twice in S'pore, including the coming Christmas gathering will be come three times a year!! Can't wait for it, SATC is coming to town. LOL~

8. Travel to Melbourne Ö

One week holiday at Melbourne seriously NOT ENOUGH for me loh!! When can i go again? Should make a Christmas wish now. 

"Santa santa, i wish to travel to Melbourne again. This time i want a package of Melbourne + Gold Coast + Newzealand (if possible). Between, horse riding and hot spring at Mornington Peninsula is a must! I promise i will be good and not to shop that much this time =p "

Well......CHECK!

9. Visit HK Disneyland with ShinD on Dec

Failed! Couldn't make it as we lack of $$$ and AL. Anyway, we are going to Taiwan and Bali next year!! Flight tix booked!! Maybe leave the HK trip behind until my bank got RM7200 ba. LOL~

10. Wait my dear (Egui) comes back from Aus, miss him everyday ^^ Ö

Check! Egui already back from Aus and with me now~ Did i miss him everyday? He knows well ^^

Seven out of ten, which is 70%, so give myself a "B+". Wish that i can get a "A-" next year. My 2011 resolution coming up next!

Jingle Bell Jingle Bell~

Christmas is coming soon. Theresline and I set up a Christmas tree in the office.This is the first Christmas tree that i set up myself, from nothing until we assembled the whole tree then lights, ribbons, balls and all decorations. The tree of course cannot compare with those huge Christmas tree in the shopping mall or Orchard Rd, but for me it's  pretty enough (i made de wor... sure la >.<).

I love Christmas, even more than Chinese New Year. Yet,  i'm not a Christian tho.... Don't know why since young i felt excited about Christmas and wished to own a Christmas tree in my house. But too bad..... there isn't any Christmas tree in my house yet =[ Due to my parents don't really celebrate Christmas so they will never spend money to get me a tree. When i grown up, i don't really have my own place....until now. How to decorate a Christmas tree at people's house?? Haiks...

It's okay, at least i have a Christmas tree in the office now....hehe =D

Little Hercules (Ma Zai)

This is a pony, not a donkey or doggie or whatever. Remember, is PONY~!! Isn't it obvious this is a pony?? Really don't understand why people always got it wrong =_="

Well.... his name is Hercules (stated in the tag on his ass, wtf), but i call him Ma Zai. 

I brought it back from Melbourne, it's a gift from Egui ^_^

And now he is sitting in my office *wink wink*

I am not "ki siao" to bring Ma Zai to the office. I just wanna bring him along to Singapore later as I will straight away go to the airport right after work. Bring him to Singapore not consider "ki siao" gua..... right? right? LOL~ 

But i do have a habit to bring a mini soft toy with me when i travel around or go somewhere else as long as i'm away from home for days. This time, Ma Zai was the chosen one and he will be the one in the future too. Because.... he is soooo CUTE!! 

Ooops~ I forgot about my 7zai dy, wuahaha (so bad)!! Pity 7zai, he's now a PR in my car >.< He's 100% safe there, stay away from Monster Shind who always like to torture him.....wtf =_=" .... but this is true tho~

Just ignore the nonsense, i am off to Singapore for 3 days. Purpose? Hmm.... just to attend a weeding dinner. Wish that i can meet up with PX mummy la so that my RM350 flight tix will become more worthy. さようなら~

which one?

Hmm... Thinking of applying Master at University Malaysia. But until now i still couldn't make up my mind which course should i pursue. Master of Engineering in Safety, Health and Environment or Master of Technology if Environmental Management?


These are the only two courses that relevant or slightly relevant to my previous study and also can take it as part time study. Below are some short info for the course:


Master of Engineering (Safety, Health and Environment)

• For someone who interested in understanding and specialising in occupational and environmental safety and health.
• Study safety practices and principles,  learn problem-solving methods and decision-making techniques, making skills highly viable, valuable and sought after.
• Coursework only.

Master of Technology (Environmental Management) 

• Designed for someone who are environmentally conscious and concerned with the high cost of progress.
• This program equips with the necessary theoretical, analytical and empirical skills to address the future social, economic, technological, management and political challenges arising from rapid developments in science, technology and innovation.
• The programme comprises two components, coursework and research.
• There is a dissertation need to be submitted end of the course.

The first one is something like ISO or consultant, as what i understood. This kind of professional needed in various of factories. The second one is more to what i studied back in Uni and also what i would like to do in the future. The only thing is future career wise. Is it easy to get a job in Environmental Management field? All i know just EIA, NGOs, and gov dept. I don't want to go through what i went through in the future. Jobless or doing something that is NOT related to my field. It will be a waste to spend money and time to pursue Master Degree. 

Well.... is time to make decision again~

Update: Too late, the application for January already closed. Have to wait for July 2011 intake.... fml =_="

I Lied.....

I feel bad.... I lied to you, covered up everything with all these stories. I seriously don't want to lie you, but i did it. This was the only way to put down the fire without harming anybody. I know it shouldn't have any lies between a friendship and i hate to lie too. It's just some white lies.... perhaps? I am sorry, hurting you without you knowing it.

In this case, we should put the blame on who actually? You? Cause always be too inconsiderate for everything? Or maybe me, myself? Didn't handle it well.... as usual, such a fail coordinator. Messed up everything instead of making things go harmoniously.

I wish i could not to care your feelings too much, then everything will be easier for me. Totally FML! Hope that you will never know the truth. I feel extremely bad if you find out this, cause it will become even worse worse and worse!! 

Tiring Week!!

Such a tiring week! Finally got a room for Egui at SS1. The place is a bit creepy, but since they provide him half of the furnish and also a parking lot, so consider okay lar >.<

My family reached KL on Friday, dinner with them, talked with them, hangout with them, settled all those conflicts..... Owh finally~ No more face black black in the family, no more hard feelings. Hmm.... i hope so~

Saturday went to Ikea and today went to Sunway Pyramid to do some shopping for his room. Totally like a mad women running around all the places with a mop on a hand, three rolls of toilet paper and detergent on the other hand. My gosh! I don't know where's all the trolleys done in Giant =[ Really FML! But Egui more charm, he carried more things than me... of course! After that back to his room to do some cleaning, then back my house dinner and shower. Now only have some time to online. Anyhow, Egui has his own place now and i have a place for me to hide if anything happen. LOL~ That's good though >.<

Next weekend will go to Taiping, to get his car to KL. Hopefully the trip won't be too rush for us. If not.... another tiring week for me @_@ 

Okay, i am really tired now, almost need to sleep dy. Good Nitez!

Stresssssssssss

Just back from my one week vacation, I am finally re-charged!! To be honest, i really don't feel like coming back, ever! Not because i love Melbourne too much (but i do love Melbourne....wtf!), is because a lot of problems and things waiting me to solve here. Anyhow, here i am, back to REALITY. There's no way for me to escape, unless i have tonnes of cash waiting for me. I wish i have though.... FML =_=" Since i am re-charged, so just face it! 


Mission of the week:

1. Get a room or apartment
2. Move out from PJ (as fast as possible)
3. Buy furnish for room or apartment if i get any
4. Settle my family issue (I hate the most)
5. Rearrange my daily life (Is a total mess right now, thanks to my family)
6. Re-calculate my expenses
7. Do a saving plan for my Taiwan trip
8. Update Oceangoddess report that i abandoned for almost 2 weeks  

OMFG! Left 4 .5 days..... Nope, should be 3 days to complete my mission cause my family going to occupy my 1.5 day, fml to the max!! 

Lonely

Cassy is gone....... (my brother kidnap my car T_T)

Egui is gone........ (back to Taiping)

Facing laptop for whole night...

Nope, im actually facing computer from day to night.......

Can't even go to gym........ (without a car)

Who is kind enough to pay me a visit or fetch me out?

Hmm.....Such a lonely night.........

Photo Editor

I came across this online photo editor  in the office---> Funny Photo! (http://funny.pho.to/)


Funny Photo is easy and useful for me, as a beginner and also a super lazy person. Ask me to learn photoshop ar? Can die lar! This is different, I can create photo effects in couple of clicks! Choose the effect that I wanted, browse for photos then CLICK! After few seconds...... result is here! 


Now showing off some of the photos that I did in the office =P It is online editor ya, so don't expect too much or compare with those high tech software. Just because I am too free in the office and I promised that will talk to my little journal more ma, so.....hehe! 

I like this photo even though can't completely fit in

 This one fit in nicely

 Lalala~ Blek =P

Cartoon effect #1 

Cartoon effect #2 

 Love this and also miss the moment

Miss mummy le....

 This effect made my nose very big...hmm....

Luckily Avatar KX never read my blog, if not I sure die lar. That's why her photo was chosen for this!! Wuahaha!! *evil evil*

Is That The Way You Treat Your Own Daughter?

HE didn't enter uni, YOU put the blame on me. Not because his result too bad, just because a lame reason. HE gave up his study cause HE worried YOU couldn't afford  if both of us enter uni at the same time? HE gave up his study cause of me??  Owh hell!! Everyone knows local uni doesn't cost much, with PTPTN loan, YOU basically no need to pay for the uni fees. The real reason was HE didn't want to study but YOU never believe it. 


Sometimes when HE back from Rawang, YOU all asked me to sleep outside so that HE can sleep in the room. 


HE is not doing well in his job, YOU ask him to resign then YOU wanted to sponsor him to private college for bakery course. 1 semester which is 9 months cost over 20k. That time i wanted to go for private uni, YOU straight away said NO. 


HE is earning 2k a month YOU heart pain, ask him to resign and wanted give him money so that HE can has his own business. I am earning 2.2k but non of YOU bother, never even concern about my job!!


Well..... HE is going to resign, and YOU all chasing me out from PJ house so that HE can move back. Did YOU all think about me? Out of sudden where should i go?


HE is going to resign and YOU come and tell me i owe him a lot, so i need to support his financial!! WTF??


HE crashed his car twice, not because HE's bad luck, is because HE always drive too fast. YOU never scold him but take my car away for him. YOU some more purposely highlight that the car is not belongs to me, is yours. YOU put it at PJ so everyone can use if they need it. Then why on earth YOU want me to pay for everything when the car broke down?!! HE needs car then how about me?? Did YOU ever concern? NO!! YOU just informed me but not asking me whether HE can has the car or not!!


I brought my boyfriend, Egui back to Kuantan, but YOU never happy for me. I never get the blessing from YOU. 


I told YOU i am going to Melbourne soon for Egui's convocation, YOU have no reaction at all and said "everything settle yourself, you yourself wanna go for travel". YOU never wanna sponsor me but that is fine. But when HE said he wants chocolate from Melbourne, YOU immediately said YOU will give me money then want me to buy him chocolate. 


YOU and him planning a trip to Taiwan next month, i don't even know what is going on.


Without him, YOU were still normal and talk to me. When HE's around, the faces i saw were black than charcoal. 


Why HE always the diamond of family and i am just a grass?


HE is my brother and i actually never hate him.


I am just truly disappointed to YOU....... mum~ Not because YOU treat brother as a diamond, is because YOU treat me as a grass T_T

Poor Little Journal

Owh no.... I had abandoned you (My Little Journal) for almost 2 months, so sorry ler. I've been so lazy to chat with you recently. Is because i had a lot of "new toys" to play and busy with recently. Including itouch la, lomo camera la (sad story....sob sob), jelly lens la, Oceangoddess (yay!! our baby) la and Egui la. Oops....did i say toy? Haha! No la, Egui isn't a toy but he's toy provider, most of the toys provided by him. LOL~


Well~ I have to back on track, talk to you more frequent but......HOW?? I don't have story to tell you everyday because i have a boring life =.=" (is time to think over again how come i have such a boring life??). 


think....
Think.......
THINK...........


How about project 356 or daily photo?? No no... im too lazy for that. 


Nah!! Project 52 or weekly photo la, one week once should be ok le gua >.< I am doubting is it really okay for me?? 


Hmm... Final conclusion ------> Once a month!! Such a lazy blogger. Wuakaka!! wtf  =,="


ki siao liao, just ignore me.....bye!

Screeeeeeeew YOU!

Continue the previous story...... Finally, someone had a plan to solve the S & B Kungfu Fighhting's problem. He's my youngest uncle from Brunei, who also the richest and the most educated among the siblings. Well i should be happy cause someone finally came out with a plan but apparently I AM NOT HAPPY AT ALL. His came out with 3 options for S which are:

1) He will buy/rent a small house at Kuantan, then S move in
2) He will rent a room/house at PJ area for S
3) S move in to a house at Seremban which belong to my uncle

Well.... no matter what he wants S to move also. I have no right to comment on this. But.... my LOVELY uncle gave me some options too which really pissed me off. Below is what he wrote to me through email, i cut off those unimportant things and go straight to my point:

Dear Me

Alternatively (option 3), I can offer her my house in Seremban Two (S2) which is empty anyway. The only downside is that there are no family members of ours to look into her affair if she is staying there alone. The most is I can pay someone there to help her in buying daily supply. Or Siow Pei, would you like to stay with her in S2? If agreeable I will buy you a car for you to drive.(Owh well, when i really need a car u never say u wanna sponsor? Now what?? Use a bullshit car to buy me? wtf!!) Remember, I say buy a car, the maintenance, petrol, etc. etc will have to come from you own pocket. Anyway this is option no: 3, on condition you can persuade her to stay in S2."

Uncle


Dear Uncle,

About Seremban, i will try to ask her. But i don't think is a good idea to let her stays at Seremban alone. It's impossible for me to stay at Seremban cause i am working at PJ now. Even by car, i need to spend a lot on petrol and consume a lot of time stuck in the traffic jam, plus i am not familiar with the road at all. Between, i already have a second hand car now.

Me


Dear Me,

Congratulations! How come you didn't tell me you had a car? What car did you buy? How much did you pay for it? So, forget the idea of me buying a car for your use lah.


However, I have another option for you. If you would like to stay in Seremban 2 and if S would like to move there, I will compensation you for your petrol and time. I will channel a monthly sum of RM1000 into your a/c to compensate for your petrol money and time. (Ah-ha! so generous ar you? Now use money to buy my time, do i look like really greedy or sooooooooo need your 1k until have scarify my 4 hrs a day??). You have the option to drive to work in your car daily or get the KTM train to work. The daily train ticket will cost you RM16 return but can be cheaper if you buy monthly ticket. Moreover this is from S2 to KL Sentral. You need 1 to 11/2 hr travelling time one way depending on the day's human traffic. You will need to drive and park your car in one of the nearest train station near S2 then take the train down. As for not knowing the area, intelligent girl like you should be able to learn fast, I will guide you on this department. Or I could get you a GPS! (owh great!! how lovely is that, someone sponsor me GPS. Fuck Your Life Lah!! I don't have money to buy meh?? Why must you look down at people and think that everyone will do everything for you cause u are rich?? What you think i am?! Is your brain still stay in your head?! Screw YOU Lah!!!)
 
Uncle
 
 
Dear Uncle,
 
I hope you can understand. Is not the matter of money for me to move to Seremban or not. Is the matter of my life. My life is here, my friends all at KL, PJ, Subang & Klang area, my work is here and i even signed up for 2 years gym at PJ. Between, travel almost 4 hours to work daily seriously can drive me crazy. After work already tired so i don't wanna waste my time to travel like this. Might as well i just rent a room nearby here for myself? As this is my initial "future plan" too.
 
Me
 
 
Dear Me,
 
Don't worry, I understand. After all, I am an understanding uncle, don't worry too much of my proposal. In a way, I am also testing you ie..whether you are person who will do anything for $$ :-) (Who You think you are?? Test me?? We are not that close either!! And now what? I am your god daughter? I will fight your fortune with your kids so u wanna test me?? Bullshit!! Don't find excuse for yourself!! Your are just look down at me and thought that i am same with those people around you. Polish your shoe cause you are rich?? No way!! Uncle, you don't know who am i yet, you mess with the wrong person. No matter how poor i am i also won't go for you, don't dream lah!! Go to hell lah you!!)
 
Uncle
 
 
Story End.......

DRAMA in my house......

Something really bad happened at my house on Saturday morning. Well, there were two main characters, i address my big aunt as (B) and small aunt as (S) at here. Both of them are real sisters.

Here start the DRAMA. My dad was here for the pass 2 days and morning B planed to follow dad back to Kuantan. Early morning while dad packed his stuff to into the car, Im not really sure B did it in purpose or what. She suddenly came into the kitchen and yelled at S. That time i was there too, i just woke up with my sleepy mode and packed something over there. B scolded S non-stop and she definitely looked like someone mad. Well.....fyi, she memang has some problem the. Cause she is the big sister among my dad's sibling so she always act as a QUEEN in Yee's family. All i knew was they were arguing about the rental, is all about MONEY!! Of course S pissed off cause being scolded, then she yelled back.

They continue yelled at each other and i tried to look around for my dad for help. Suddenly.....B  took off her slipper and wanted to throw at S. Then S got more angry, she immediately turned to the table and grabbed a pork knife. Is a KNIFE!!! Then she ran over B and wanted to chop B. Luckily dad ran in and hold S, but she was quite strong, dad couldn't get the knife away. At the meantime, that B still wanted to keep yelling and scolding over there. Dad asked them to stop it but useless. So i immediately pushed B to the living room then right to the door and asked her to go out.


After that daddy finally calmed S then put back the knife. Who knows that B started yelling at the front door AGAIN!! I didn't know why B always made things worst. So....S grabbed the knife AGAIN and ran straight to the front door. Dad immediately closed the door thought one cannot go out another cannot come in should be ok. BUT B from outside poked a broom stick inside and wanted to S (I seriously feel like wanna kill that B). I was so scared dad hurt by them cause dad was the one at the middle of them. No matter knife or broom stick, sure hit or cut on my dad first. I shouted at both of them not to hurt my dad, but they never listen. End up daddy tried to get the knife from S and i went straight to B grabbed the broom stick and throw aside. Then i forced B to get into the car. After that my dad faster drove off and the drama was cut off there. Anyhow, B yelled at S before she got into the car "i will kill you when i am back!!!" OMG~ This is really bad.

After that i realized our lovely Malay neighbour whole family stood in front the door and watched the live show in the early morning. They some more commented a lot and laughed among them. I have such a lovely neighbour and lovely aunt!! This whole drama really freak me off T_T

I don't know when is B coming back, but i am sure the drama part two is going to release if no one solve the problem.

Lalala~

Egui is on the plane now, at nowhere of Indian Ocean. Hmm......from Melbourne to KL have to cross Indian Ocean right?? Hopefully i am right...haha =] 

Owh~ finally.... finally he's back!! I am super excited man. Well, i know he's not really in the mood now cause he need to re-sit a paper on August before he can grad. But what the hell, i don't care, as long as he's coming back and i am happy now >_< Now only July ma, wait until August then only i start "gen zheong" with him la.....

Im super duper happy cause our long distance relationship finally become....erm.... well.... "shorter" long distance relationship soon. True ma...Melb to KL around 4000 miles and Taiping to KL also need 300 km ler. Perhaps, i should say super LDR become shorter LDR.... sigh~ 

Egui will stay at KL for 2 days before he back to Taiping. So i can spend two days with him =) But im still thinking how can i get MC tomorrow so that i can accompany him for one whole day instead of night time only? Hmm.... MC can buy one ka? But i don't know where to buy =/ Tomorrow wake up dy only think la, follow my instinct maybe..... Haha!

Almost half year we are in the LDR, oops sorry, is super LDR. Thanks to the high technology (web cam) that help us to maintain our relationship. So basically web cam is our everything in the past six months and also in the future, not sure until when =_=" Hence.... we had a lot of sweet, sour, bitter and spicy memories through the web cam. Actually i don't understand why sweet, sour, bitter and spicy must be together?? Where got memory is spicy geh? wtf!

Whatever.... since Egui is up above the sky now so i fasu fasu post his "yong sui sui" photos here that i took when we were web cam-ing.....wuahaha! *evil*

Here we go.....

Kind of normal face

Well... this is sweet

Still normal.....

starting to have weird expression

getting weirder...

going crazy....

Act cute?

Scary T_T

Paiseh look...

"hiao po" look....haha!

Hmm.... can't remember what he was trying to do actually. Yawn maybe....

Caught him tersleep when we were web cam-ing, Huh! i got prove lo.

After shower? Should be la...

Well.... the last one is my favorite, can make me laugh whenever i see this pic

~Ta-Da~

Sha Lao funny look!

Actually these photos are not "yong sui" la, i rather say cute and funny. Some of the photos i curi-curi took geh and some he really posed like that in the camera lo. I knew he wanted to "tam" me, that's why he made such silly face but it's really work for me lo. I should thanks him, without these photos, when im boring or moody or whatever there won't have anything to entertain me while im alone. Thanks a lot, muackss~

Hopefully he won't kill me after he see this post. Anyway, i don't think he will read my blog this two days, so i am pretty safe until Sunday geh. Sunday he back Taiping dy, can't do anything on me also.....wuahaha! *evil again*

Okay, it's time to sleep. Tomorrow maybe will "ponteng kerja", have to sleep well so that i can act well in front the doctor and get what i want from him.....it's MC. LOL~ Night!

Depress........

Why things all go wrong with me recently??


Tears are rolling in my eyes now..... in the office.


I had tried my best to cheer someone for days, but I failed.


Had a big fight with my brother, made me feel bad, really bad....


Someone that I don't wanna see don't wanna know about keep appearing.


Felt insecure, tried to do something, end up did something stupid, silly and useless. Didn't help at all.


Well, back to my work. I am freaking boring and nothing to do for one whole month. Was wondering is office need me actually? Sigh.....


Waiting someone to come back, to be with me. I swear to GOD, the process ain't easy. I actually need to wait until when? It's still a mist.......


Hate to be so dependent now, I want the "old me" back. It's much more easy to be an independent girl than dependent girl. It's true guys prefer dependent girl, SO WHAT??


Owh Gosh!! The feelings of insecure is killing me slowly T_T

Do We Fart Everyday??

When i woke up this morning, i farted in the toilet. I was wondering, i almost fart every morning ler. Gosh... is that normal? So i did some research and google in the office. Then i found some fun facts such as below:

1. An average person will produce around half a litre of fart gas per day. (If i can't fart does this mean my stomach might non-stop bloating day by day? wtf). If you fart between 15 and 25 times a day, that is healthy. (Woohoo~ shows that i am normal to fart every morning, but also shows that i am unhealthy =[  Who the hell fart 15-25 times a day? If he/she does, then his/her life ma full of embarrassment? Imagine you let out 15-25 of loud farts a day, that's pity.......).

2. "Beans, beans, good for your heart. Beans, beans will make you fart." No joke ler, it is true that beans do indeed to make you fart. There's sugar called stachiose that found within the bean that human cannot digest, so when the bacteria in our intestines try to break it down, it fails and produces a lot of gas. (Thanks god, i am not a bean lover. Bean lovers out there, don't sad. Eat more = fart more = more healthy..... LOL)

3. When you breath outside in the cold and you can see it, does the same apply when you fart outside in the cold? Answer is YESH!! (First time feel so glad that i am staying at Malaysia....wuahaha!)

4. The worst thing that would happen to a human if they held their farts in would be a severe stomach pain. (But where do farts do when we hold them in?). The fart is neither released nor absorbed. It simply migrates back upward into the intestine and comes out later. (After all, its just delayed! No matter what we have to let it out.... ish!) 

5. What can you do to mask the smell of a fart? Buy yourself some ‘Fartypants’, a product designed to mask the smell of a fart. (Try to google it, i doubt that did anyone buy that pants? Unless it is really cute la.)

6. Women always fart during sex act. This is because when air in the genitalia gets compressed and is forced out at high pressure. (Owh i see.......)

7. If we are in space without a suit, a fart have the energy to propel us forward. (Sounds funny. Is there any calculation how far can we propel? I guess it has....)

8. The cow farts contribute to global warming!! They produce highest amount of methane among all. (Owh.... Should we kill all the cows to save our world? Hmm.....cannot, it will be meaningless to live without milk and cheese >.< )

9. Do fish fart? So far fish flatulence has not been studied. (Aiya, i should have continue my master with this title). Turtle do fart, their fart smell incredibly bad. (I am wondering do they create bubbles in the water when they fart? Lets fart in the pool one day, then will have the answer....LOL)

10. There is a question for you guys. Do you smell you own farts? Wuahaha~~~

Why am i talking about fart during Dumpling Festival? I also don't know......wtf =_="  Anyway, Happy Dumpling Festival~