Screeeeeeeew YOU!

Continue the previous story...... Finally, someone had a plan to solve the S & B Kungfu Fighhting's problem. He's my youngest uncle from Brunei, who also the richest and the most educated among the siblings. Well i should be happy cause someone finally came out with a plan but apparently I AM NOT HAPPY AT ALL. His came out with 3 options for S which are:

1) He will buy/rent a small house at Kuantan, then S move in
2) He will rent a room/house at PJ area for S
3) S move in to a house at Seremban which belong to my uncle

Well.... no matter what he wants S to move also. I have no right to comment on this. But.... my LOVELY uncle gave me some options too which really pissed me off. Below is what he wrote to me through email, i cut off those unimportant things and go straight to my point:

Dear Me

Alternatively (option 3), I can offer her my house in Seremban Two (S2) which is empty anyway. The only downside is that there are no family members of ours to look into her affair if she is staying there alone. The most is I can pay someone there to help her in buying daily supply. Or Siow Pei, would you like to stay with her in S2? If agreeable I will buy you a car for you to drive.(Owh well, when i really need a car u never say u wanna sponsor? Now what?? Use a bullshit car to buy me? wtf!!) Remember, I say buy a car, the maintenance, petrol, etc. etc will have to come from you own pocket. Anyway this is option no: 3, on condition you can persuade her to stay in S2."

Uncle


Dear Uncle,

About Seremban, i will try to ask her. But i don't think is a good idea to let her stays at Seremban alone. It's impossible for me to stay at Seremban cause i am working at PJ now. Even by car, i need to spend a lot on petrol and consume a lot of time stuck in the traffic jam, plus i am not familiar with the road at all. Between, i already have a second hand car now.

Me


Dear Me,

Congratulations! How come you didn't tell me you had a car? What car did you buy? How much did you pay for it? So, forget the idea of me buying a car for your use lah.


However, I have another option for you. If you would like to stay in Seremban 2 and if S would like to move there, I will compensation you for your petrol and time. I will channel a monthly sum of RM1000 into your a/c to compensate for your petrol money and time. (Ah-ha! so generous ar you? Now use money to buy my time, do i look like really greedy or sooooooooo need your 1k until have scarify my 4 hrs a day??). You have the option to drive to work in your car daily or get the KTM train to work. The daily train ticket will cost you RM16 return but can be cheaper if you buy monthly ticket. Moreover this is from S2 to KL Sentral. You need 1 to 11/2 hr travelling time one way depending on the day's human traffic. You will need to drive and park your car in one of the nearest train station near S2 then take the train down. As for not knowing the area, intelligent girl like you should be able to learn fast, I will guide you on this department. Or I could get you a GPS! (owh great!! how lovely is that, someone sponsor me GPS. Fuck Your Life Lah!! I don't have money to buy meh?? Why must you look down at people and think that everyone will do everything for you cause u are rich?? What you think i am?! Is your brain still stay in your head?! Screw YOU Lah!!!)
 
Uncle
 
 
Dear Uncle,
 
I hope you can understand. Is not the matter of money for me to move to Seremban or not. Is the matter of my life. My life is here, my friends all at KL, PJ, Subang & Klang area, my work is here and i even signed up for 2 years gym at PJ. Between, travel almost 4 hours to work daily seriously can drive me crazy. After work already tired so i don't wanna waste my time to travel like this. Might as well i just rent a room nearby here for myself? As this is my initial "future plan" too.
 
Me
 
 
Dear Me,
 
Don't worry, I understand. After all, I am an understanding uncle, don't worry too much of my proposal. In a way, I am also testing you ie..whether you are person who will do anything for $$ :-) (Who You think you are?? Test me?? We are not that close either!! And now what? I am your god daughter? I will fight your fortune with your kids so u wanna test me?? Bullshit!! Don't find excuse for yourself!! Your are just look down at me and thought that i am same with those people around you. Polish your shoe cause you are rich?? No way!! Uncle, you don't know who am i yet, you mess with the wrong person. No matter how poor i am i also won't go for you, don't dream lah!! Go to hell lah you!!)
 
Uncle
 
 
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