Poor Little Journal

Owh no.... I had abandoned you (My Little Journal) for almost 2 months, so sorry ler. I've been so lazy to chat with you recently. Is because i had a lot of "new toys" to play and busy with recently. Including itouch la, lomo camera la (sad story....sob sob), jelly lens la, Oceangoddess (yay!! our baby) la and Egui la. Oops....did i say toy? Haha! No la, Egui isn't a toy but he's toy provider, most of the toys provided by him. LOL~


Well~ I have to back on track, talk to you more frequent but......HOW?? I don't have story to tell you everyday because i have a boring life =.=" (is time to think over again how come i have such a boring life??). 


think....
Think.......
THINK...........


How about project 356 or daily photo?? No no... im too lazy for that. 


Nah!! Project 52 or weekly photo la, one week once should be ok le gua >.< I am doubting is it really okay for me?? 


Hmm... Final conclusion ------> Once a month!! Such a lazy blogger. Wuakaka!! wtf  =,="


ki siao liao, just ignore me.....bye!

Screeeeeeeew YOU!

Continue the previous story...... Finally, someone had a plan to solve the S & B Kungfu Fighhting's problem. He's my youngest uncle from Brunei, who also the richest and the most educated among the siblings. Well i should be happy cause someone finally came out with a plan but apparently I AM NOT HAPPY AT ALL. His came out with 3 options for S which are:

1) He will buy/rent a small house at Kuantan, then S move in
2) He will rent a room/house at PJ area for S
3) S move in to a house at Seremban which belong to my uncle

Well.... no matter what he wants S to move also. I have no right to comment on this. But.... my LOVELY uncle gave me some options too which really pissed me off. Below is what he wrote to me through email, i cut off those unimportant things and go straight to my point:

Dear Me

Alternatively (option 3), I can offer her my house in Seremban Two (S2) which is empty anyway. The only downside is that there are no family members of ours to look into her affair if she is staying there alone. The most is I can pay someone there to help her in buying daily supply. Or Siow Pei, would you like to stay with her in S2? If agreeable I will buy you a car for you to drive.(Owh well, when i really need a car u never say u wanna sponsor? Now what?? Use a bullshit car to buy me? wtf!!) Remember, I say buy a car, the maintenance, petrol, etc. etc will have to come from you own pocket. Anyway this is option no: 3, on condition you can persuade her to stay in S2."

Uncle


Dear Uncle,

About Seremban, i will try to ask her. But i don't think is a good idea to let her stays at Seremban alone. It's impossible for me to stay at Seremban cause i am working at PJ now. Even by car, i need to spend a lot on petrol and consume a lot of time stuck in the traffic jam, plus i am not familiar with the road at all. Between, i already have a second hand car now.

Me


Dear Me,

Congratulations! How come you didn't tell me you had a car? What car did you buy? How much did you pay for it? So, forget the idea of me buying a car for your use lah.


However, I have another option for you. If you would like to stay in Seremban 2 and if S would like to move there, I will compensation you for your petrol and time. I will channel a monthly sum of RM1000 into your a/c to compensate for your petrol money and time. (Ah-ha! so generous ar you? Now use money to buy my time, do i look like really greedy or sooooooooo need your 1k until have scarify my 4 hrs a day??). You have the option to drive to work in your car daily or get the KTM train to work. The daily train ticket will cost you RM16 return but can be cheaper if you buy monthly ticket. Moreover this is from S2 to KL Sentral. You need 1 to 11/2 hr travelling time one way depending on the day's human traffic. You will need to drive and park your car in one of the nearest train station near S2 then take the train down. As for not knowing the area, intelligent girl like you should be able to learn fast, I will guide you on this department. Or I could get you a GPS! (owh great!! how lovely is that, someone sponsor me GPS. Fuck Your Life Lah!! I don't have money to buy meh?? Why must you look down at people and think that everyone will do everything for you cause u are rich?? What you think i am?! Is your brain still stay in your head?! Screw YOU Lah!!!)
 
Uncle
 
 
Dear Uncle,
 
I hope you can understand. Is not the matter of money for me to move to Seremban or not. Is the matter of my life. My life is here, my friends all at KL, PJ, Subang & Klang area, my work is here and i even signed up for 2 years gym at PJ. Between, travel almost 4 hours to work daily seriously can drive me crazy. After work already tired so i don't wanna waste my time to travel like this. Might as well i just rent a room nearby here for myself? As this is my initial "future plan" too.
 
Me
 
 
Dear Me,
 
Don't worry, I understand. After all, I am an understanding uncle, don't worry too much of my proposal. In a way, I am also testing you ie..whether you are person who will do anything for $$ :-) (Who You think you are?? Test me?? We are not that close either!! And now what? I am your god daughter? I will fight your fortune with your kids so u wanna test me?? Bullshit!! Don't find excuse for yourself!! Your are just look down at me and thought that i am same with those people around you. Polish your shoe cause you are rich?? No way!! Uncle, you don't know who am i yet, you mess with the wrong person. No matter how poor i am i also won't go for you, don't dream lah!! Go to hell lah you!!)
 
Uncle
 
 
Story End.......

DRAMA in my house......

Something really bad happened at my house on Saturday morning. Well, there were two main characters, i address my big aunt as (B) and small aunt as (S) at here. Both of them are real sisters.

Here start the DRAMA. My dad was here for the pass 2 days and morning B planed to follow dad back to Kuantan. Early morning while dad packed his stuff to into the car, Im not really sure B did it in purpose or what. She suddenly came into the kitchen and yelled at S. That time i was there too, i just woke up with my sleepy mode and packed something over there. B scolded S non-stop and she definitely looked like someone mad. Well.....fyi, she memang has some problem the. Cause she is the big sister among my dad's sibling so she always act as a QUEEN in Yee's family. All i knew was they were arguing about the rental, is all about MONEY!! Of course S pissed off cause being scolded, then she yelled back.

They continue yelled at each other and i tried to look around for my dad for help. Suddenly.....B  took off her slipper and wanted to throw at S. Then S got more angry, she immediately turned to the table and grabbed a pork knife. Is a KNIFE!!! Then she ran over B and wanted to chop B. Luckily dad ran in and hold S, but she was quite strong, dad couldn't get the knife away. At the meantime, that B still wanted to keep yelling and scolding over there. Dad asked them to stop it but useless. So i immediately pushed B to the living room then right to the door and asked her to go out.


After that daddy finally calmed S then put back the knife. Who knows that B started yelling at the front door AGAIN!! I didn't know why B always made things worst. So....S grabbed the knife AGAIN and ran straight to the front door. Dad immediately closed the door thought one cannot go out another cannot come in should be ok. BUT B from outside poked a broom stick inside and wanted to S (I seriously feel like wanna kill that B). I was so scared dad hurt by them cause dad was the one at the middle of them. No matter knife or broom stick, sure hit or cut on my dad first. I shouted at both of them not to hurt my dad, but they never listen. End up daddy tried to get the knife from S and i went straight to B grabbed the broom stick and throw aside. Then i forced B to get into the car. After that my dad faster drove off and the drama was cut off there. Anyhow, B yelled at S before she got into the car "i will kill you when i am back!!!" OMG~ This is really bad.

After that i realized our lovely Malay neighbour whole family stood in front the door and watched the live show in the early morning. They some more commented a lot and laughed among them. I have such a lovely neighbour and lovely aunt!! This whole drama really freak me off T_T

I don't know when is B coming back, but i am sure the drama part two is going to release if no one solve the problem.

Lalala~

Egui is on the plane now, at nowhere of Indian Ocean. Hmm......from Melbourne to KL have to cross Indian Ocean right?? Hopefully i am right...haha =] 

Owh~ finally.... finally he's back!! I am super excited man. Well, i know he's not really in the mood now cause he need to re-sit a paper on August before he can grad. But what the hell, i don't care, as long as he's coming back and i am happy now >_< Now only July ma, wait until August then only i start "gen zheong" with him la.....

Im super duper happy cause our long distance relationship finally become....erm.... well.... "shorter" long distance relationship soon. True ma...Melb to KL around 4000 miles and Taiping to KL also need 300 km ler. Perhaps, i should say super LDR become shorter LDR.... sigh~ 

Egui will stay at KL for 2 days before he back to Taiping. So i can spend two days with him =) But im still thinking how can i get MC tomorrow so that i can accompany him for one whole day instead of night time only? Hmm.... MC can buy one ka? But i don't know where to buy =/ Tomorrow wake up dy only think la, follow my instinct maybe..... Haha!

Almost half year we are in the LDR, oops sorry, is super LDR. Thanks to the high technology (web cam) that help us to maintain our relationship. So basically web cam is our everything in the past six months and also in the future, not sure until when =_=" Hence.... we had a lot of sweet, sour, bitter and spicy memories through the web cam. Actually i don't understand why sweet, sour, bitter and spicy must be together?? Where got memory is spicy geh? wtf!

Whatever.... since Egui is up above the sky now so i fasu fasu post his "yong sui sui" photos here that i took when we were web cam-ing.....wuahaha! *evil*

Here we go.....

Kind of normal face

Well... this is sweet

Still normal.....

starting to have weird expression

getting weirder...

going crazy....

Act cute?

Scary T_T

Paiseh look...

"hiao po" look....haha!

Hmm.... can't remember what he was trying to do actually. Yawn maybe....

Caught him tersleep when we were web cam-ing, Huh! i got prove lo.

After shower? Should be la...

Well.... the last one is my favorite, can make me laugh whenever i see this pic

~Ta-Da~

Sha Lao funny look!

Actually these photos are not "yong sui" la, i rather say cute and funny. Some of the photos i curi-curi took geh and some he really posed like that in the camera lo. I knew he wanted to "tam" me, that's why he made such silly face but it's really work for me lo. I should thanks him, without these photos, when im boring or moody or whatever there won't have anything to entertain me while im alone. Thanks a lot, muackss~

Hopefully he won't kill me after he see this post. Anyway, i don't think he will read my blog this two days, so i am pretty safe until Sunday geh. Sunday he back Taiping dy, can't do anything on me also.....wuahaha! *evil again*

Okay, it's time to sleep. Tomorrow maybe will "ponteng kerja", have to sleep well so that i can act well in front the doctor and get what i want from him.....it's MC. LOL~ Night!

Depress........

Why things all go wrong with me recently??


Tears are rolling in my eyes now..... in the office.


I had tried my best to cheer someone for days, but I failed.


Had a big fight with my brother, made me feel bad, really bad....


Someone that I don't wanna see don't wanna know about keep appearing.


Felt insecure, tried to do something, end up did something stupid, silly and useless. Didn't help at all.


Well, back to my work. I am freaking boring and nothing to do for one whole month. Was wondering is office need me actually? Sigh.....


Waiting someone to come back, to be with me. I swear to GOD, the process ain't easy. I actually need to wait until when? It's still a mist.......


Hate to be so dependent now, I want the "old me" back. It's much more easy to be an independent girl than dependent girl. It's true guys prefer dependent girl, SO WHAT??


Owh Gosh!! The feelings of insecure is killing me slowly T_T

Do We Fart Everyday??

When i woke up this morning, i farted in the toilet. I was wondering, i almost fart every morning ler. Gosh... is that normal? So i did some research and google in the office. Then i found some fun facts such as below:

1. An average person will produce around half a litre of fart gas per day. (If i can't fart does this mean my stomach might non-stop bloating day by day? wtf). If you fart between 15 and 25 times a day, that is healthy. (Woohoo~ shows that i am normal to fart every morning, but also shows that i am unhealthy =[  Who the hell fart 15-25 times a day? If he/she does, then his/her life ma full of embarrassment? Imagine you let out 15-25 of loud farts a day, that's pity.......).

2. "Beans, beans, good for your heart. Beans, beans will make you fart." No joke ler, it is true that beans do indeed to make you fart. There's sugar called stachiose that found within the bean that human cannot digest, so when the bacteria in our intestines try to break it down, it fails and produces a lot of gas. (Thanks god, i am not a bean lover. Bean lovers out there, don't sad. Eat more = fart more = more healthy..... LOL)

3. When you breath outside in the cold and you can see it, does the same apply when you fart outside in the cold? Answer is YESH!! (First time feel so glad that i am staying at Malaysia....wuahaha!)

4. The worst thing that would happen to a human if they held their farts in would be a severe stomach pain. (But where do farts do when we hold them in?). The fart is neither released nor absorbed. It simply migrates back upward into the intestine and comes out later. (After all, its just delayed! No matter what we have to let it out.... ish!) 

5. What can you do to mask the smell of a fart? Buy yourself some ‘Fartypants’, a product designed to mask the smell of a fart. (Try to google it, i doubt that did anyone buy that pants? Unless it is really cute la.)

6. Women always fart during sex act. This is because when air in the genitalia gets compressed and is forced out at high pressure. (Owh i see.......)

7. If we are in space without a suit, a fart have the energy to propel us forward. (Sounds funny. Is there any calculation how far can we propel? I guess it has....)

8. The cow farts contribute to global warming!! They produce highest amount of methane among all. (Owh.... Should we kill all the cows to save our world? Hmm.....cannot, it will be meaningless to live without milk and cheese >.< )

9. Do fish fart? So far fish flatulence has not been studied. (Aiya, i should have continue my master with this title). Turtle do fart, their fart smell incredibly bad. (I am wondering do they create bubbles in the water when they fart? Lets fart in the pool one day, then will have the answer....LOL)

10. There is a question for you guys. Do you smell you own farts? Wuahaha~~~

Why am i talking about fart during Dumpling Festival? I also don't know......wtf =_="  Anyway, Happy Dumpling Festival~

Dinner At Jogoya, Starhill

Had an early celebration of Father's Day on last Sunday at Jogoya- Starhill. That was my first time been to Jogoya. Jogoya has the same concept with Tenji at Mt. Kiara. Both places actually more or less are same just Jogoya is slightly expensive than Tenji. My whole family, four people spent more than RM400 on this Japanese dinner buffet. Well....I am not a buffet person, not because i don't like buffet, just because what i had always didn't worth the money that i paid. So to make myself worth the money, i tried to eat all those expensive food first such as below......

 

Ta-Da~

 Oysters, salmon, crab meat, squids, jellyfish and scallops!!

~Yummy yummy~

Oyster and scallop always my favourite (also expensive food that can worth my money =P), i had at least 3 oysters and 3 scallops that night.

Second round~ Woohoo!!

Cam whoring >.<

Next was Häagen-Dazs ice-cream. Someone told me that if i can't eat a lot, then eat few scoops of Häagen-Dazs ice-cream is the smart move.

I forgot what's the name dy, but it's delicious especially the crab thing ^-^

Bird nest with soybean. Hmm.... i didn't really like it, it's abit weird taste.

Coconut abalone.... can't remember the name la, i know something related with abalone and coconut only =P This one not bad, i like it

Dessert!!! I will never miss the dessert no matter how full i am =D

Tiramisu and green tea swiss roll.

Beautiful and delicious....yumyum!

Ordered by my mum, lamb leg.... it was okay okay only

 

Cam-whoring in the toilet >.<

My mummy and daddy. Mummy was kepo-ing with something...hehe

Lovely husband and wife.

Well....cam-whoring again!!

My fat fat brother. He seriously eat A LOT that night. Really worth it....Wuahaha~

 

Second scoop of ice-cream. That time i already fulled until couldn't talk.

Lastly.... Japanese cheese cake and blueberry cheese cake.

That's all i can eat. My tummy almost burst le. I think i very geng dy lo, can eat that much. Overall, I love Jogoya's food but Tenji's atmosphere. It will be perfect if both of the restaurant can combine. LOL~ If given a chance, for sure i will come back again.