Do We Fart Everyday??

When i woke up this morning, i farted in the toilet. I was wondering, i almost fart every morning ler. Gosh... is that normal? So i did some research and google in the office. Then i found some fun facts such as below:

1. An average person will produce around half a litre of fart gas per day. (If i can't fart does this mean my stomach might non-stop bloating day by day? wtf). If you fart between 15 and 25 times a day, that is healthy. (Woohoo~ shows that i am normal to fart every morning, but also shows that i am unhealthy =[  Who the hell fart 15-25 times a day? If he/she does, then his/her life ma full of embarrassment? Imagine you let out 15-25 of loud farts a day, that's pity.......).

2. "Beans, beans, good for your heart. Beans, beans will make you fart." No joke ler, it is true that beans do indeed to make you fart. There's sugar called stachiose that found within the bean that human cannot digest, so when the bacteria in our intestines try to break it down, it fails and produces a lot of gas. (Thanks god, i am not a bean lover. Bean lovers out there, don't sad. Eat more = fart more = more healthy..... LOL)

3. When you breath outside in the cold and you can see it, does the same apply when you fart outside in the cold? Answer is YESH!! (First time feel so glad that i am staying at Malaysia....wuahaha!)

4. The worst thing that would happen to a human if they held their farts in would be a severe stomach pain. (But where do farts do when we hold them in?). The fart is neither released nor absorbed. It simply migrates back upward into the intestine and comes out later. (After all, its just delayed! No matter what we have to let it out.... ish!) 

5. What can you do to mask the smell of a fart? Buy yourself some ‘Fartypants’, a product designed to mask the smell of a fart. (Try to google it, i doubt that did anyone buy that pants? Unless it is really cute la.)

6. Women always fart during sex act. This is because when air in the genitalia gets compressed and is forced out at high pressure. (Owh i see.......)

7. If we are in space without a suit, a fart have the energy to propel us forward. (Sounds funny. Is there any calculation how far can we propel? I guess it has....)

8. The cow farts contribute to global warming!! They produce highest amount of methane among all. (Owh.... Should we kill all the cows to save our world? Hmm.....cannot, it will be meaningless to live without milk and cheese >.< )

9. Do fish fart? So far fish flatulence has not been studied. (Aiya, i should have continue my master with this title). Turtle do fart, their fart smell incredibly bad. (I am wondering do they create bubbles in the water when they fart? Lets fart in the pool one day, then will have the answer....LOL)

10. There is a question for you guys. Do you smell you own farts? Wuahaha~~~

Why am i talking about fart during Dumpling Festival? I also don't know......wtf =_="  Anyway, Happy Dumpling Festival~