Screeeeeeeew YOU!

Continue the previous story...... Finally, someone had a plan to solve the S & B Kungfu Fighhting's problem. He's my youngest uncle from Brunei, who also the richest and the most educated among the siblings. Well i should be happy cause someone finally came out with a plan but apparently I AM NOT HAPPY AT ALL. His came out with 3 options for S which are:

1) He will buy/rent a small house at Kuantan, then S move in
2) He will rent a room/house at PJ area for S
3) S move in to a house at Seremban which belong to my uncle

Well.... no matter what he wants S to move also. I have no right to comment on this. But.... my LOVELY uncle gave me some options too which really pissed me off. Below is what he wrote to me through email, i cut off those unimportant things and go straight to my point:

Dear Me

Alternatively (option 3), I can offer her my house in Seremban Two (S2) which is empty anyway. The only downside is that there are no family members of ours to look into her affair if she is staying there alone. The most is I can pay someone there to help her in buying daily supply. Or Siow Pei, would you like to stay with her in S2? If agreeable I will buy you a car for you to drive.(Owh well, when i really need a car u never say u wanna sponsor? Now what?? Use a bullshit car to buy me? wtf!!) Remember, I say buy a car, the maintenance, petrol, etc. etc will have to come from you own pocket. Anyway this is option no: 3, on condition you can persuade her to stay in S2."

Uncle


Dear Uncle,

About Seremban, i will try to ask her. But i don't think is a good idea to let her stays at Seremban alone. It's impossible for me to stay at Seremban cause i am working at PJ now. Even by car, i need to spend a lot on petrol and consume a lot of time stuck in the traffic jam, plus i am not familiar with the road at all. Between, i already have a second hand car now.

Me


Dear Me,

Congratulations! How come you didn't tell me you had a car? What car did you buy? How much did you pay for it? So, forget the idea of me buying a car for your use lah.


However, I have another option for you. If you would like to stay in Seremban 2 and if S would like to move there, I will compensation you for your petrol and time. I will channel a monthly sum of RM1000 into your a/c to compensate for your petrol money and time. (Ah-ha! so generous ar you? Now use money to buy my time, do i look like really greedy or sooooooooo need your 1k until have scarify my 4 hrs a day??). You have the option to drive to work in your car daily or get the KTM train to work. The daily train ticket will cost you RM16 return but can be cheaper if you buy monthly ticket. Moreover this is from S2 to KL Sentral. You need 1 to 11/2 hr travelling time one way depending on the day's human traffic. You will need to drive and park your car in one of the nearest train station near S2 then take the train down. As for not knowing the area, intelligent girl like you should be able to learn fast, I will guide you on this department. Or I could get you a GPS! (owh great!! how lovely is that, someone sponsor me GPS. Fuck Your Life Lah!! I don't have money to buy meh?? Why must you look down at people and think that everyone will do everything for you cause u are rich?? What you think i am?! Is your brain still stay in your head?! Screw YOU Lah!!!)
 
Uncle
 
 
Dear Uncle,
 
I hope you can understand. Is not the matter of money for me to move to Seremban or not. Is the matter of my life. My life is here, my friends all at KL, PJ, Subang & Klang area, my work is here and i even signed up for 2 years gym at PJ. Between, travel almost 4 hours to work daily seriously can drive me crazy. After work already tired so i don't wanna waste my time to travel like this. Might as well i just rent a room nearby here for myself? As this is my initial "future plan" too.
 
Me
 
 
Dear Me,
 
Don't worry, I understand. After all, I am an understanding uncle, don't worry too much of my proposal. In a way, I am also testing you ie..whether you are person who will do anything for $$ :-) (Who You think you are?? Test me?? We are not that close either!! And now what? I am your god daughter? I will fight your fortune with your kids so u wanna test me?? Bullshit!! Don't find excuse for yourself!! Your are just look down at me and thought that i am same with those people around you. Polish your shoe cause you are rich?? No way!! Uncle, you don't know who am i yet, you mess with the wrong person. No matter how poor i am i also won't go for you, don't dream lah!! Go to hell lah you!!)
 
Uncle
 
 
Story End.......

DRAMA in my house......

Something really bad happened at my house on Saturday morning. Well, there were two main characters, i address my big aunt as (B) and small aunt as (S) at here. Both of them are real sisters.

Here start the DRAMA. My dad was here for the pass 2 days and morning B planed to follow dad back to Kuantan. Early morning while dad packed his stuff to into the car, Im not really sure B did it in purpose or what. She suddenly came into the kitchen and yelled at S. That time i was there too, i just woke up with my sleepy mode and packed something over there. B scolded S non-stop and she definitely looked like someone mad. Well.....fyi, she memang has some problem the. Cause she is the big sister among my dad's sibling so she always act as a QUEEN in Yee's family. All i knew was they were arguing about the rental, is all about MONEY!! Of course S pissed off cause being scolded, then she yelled back.

They continue yelled at each other and i tried to look around for my dad for help. Suddenly.....B  took off her slipper and wanted to throw at S. Then S got more angry, she immediately turned to the table and grabbed a pork knife. Is a KNIFE!!! Then she ran over B and wanted to chop B. Luckily dad ran in and hold S, but she was quite strong, dad couldn't get the knife away. At the meantime, that B still wanted to keep yelling and scolding over there. Dad asked them to stop it but useless. So i immediately pushed B to the living room then right to the door and asked her to go out.


After that daddy finally calmed S then put back the knife. Who knows that B started yelling at the front door AGAIN!! I didn't know why B always made things worst. So....S grabbed the knife AGAIN and ran straight to the front door. Dad immediately closed the door thought one cannot go out another cannot come in should be ok. BUT B from outside poked a broom stick inside and wanted to S (I seriously feel like wanna kill that B). I was so scared dad hurt by them cause dad was the one at the middle of them. No matter knife or broom stick, sure hit or cut on my dad first. I shouted at both of them not to hurt my dad, but they never listen. End up daddy tried to get the knife from S and i went straight to B grabbed the broom stick and throw aside. Then i forced B to get into the car. After that my dad faster drove off and the drama was cut off there. Anyhow, B yelled at S before she got into the car "i will kill you when i am back!!!" OMG~ This is really bad.

After that i realized our lovely Malay neighbour whole family stood in front the door and watched the live show in the early morning. They some more commented a lot and laughed among them. I have such a lovely neighbour and lovely aunt!! This whole drama really freak me off T_T

I don't know when is B coming back, but i am sure the drama part two is going to release if no one solve the problem.