Do We Fart Everyday??

When i woke up this morning, i farted in the toilet. I was wondering, i almost fart every morning ler. Gosh... is that normal? So i did some research and google in the office. Then i found some fun facts such as below:

1. An average person will produce around half a litre of fart gas per day. (If i can't fart does this mean my stomach might non-stop bloating day by day? wtf). If you fart between 15 and 25 times a day, that is healthy. (Woohoo~ shows that i am normal to fart every morning, but also shows that i am unhealthy =[  Who the hell fart 15-25 times a day? If he/she does, then his/her life ma full of embarrassment? Imagine you let out 15-25 of loud farts a day, that's pity.......).

2. "Beans, beans, good for your heart. Beans, beans will make you fart." No joke ler, it is true that beans do indeed to make you fart. There's sugar called stachiose that found within the bean that human cannot digest, so when the bacteria in our intestines try to break it down, it fails and produces a lot of gas. (Thanks god, i am not a bean lover. Bean lovers out there, don't sad. Eat more = fart more = more healthy..... LOL)

3. When you breath outside in the cold and you can see it, does the same apply when you fart outside in the cold? Answer is YESH!! (First time feel so glad that i am staying at Malaysia....wuahaha!)

4. The worst thing that would happen to a human if they held their farts in would be a severe stomach pain. (But where do farts do when we hold them in?). The fart is neither released nor absorbed. It simply migrates back upward into the intestine and comes out later. (After all, its just delayed! No matter what we have to let it out.... ish!) 

5. What can you do to mask the smell of a fart? Buy yourself some ‘Fartypants’, a product designed to mask the smell of a fart. (Try to google it, i doubt that did anyone buy that pants? Unless it is really cute la.)

6. Women always fart during sex act. This is because when air in the genitalia gets compressed and is forced out at high pressure. (Owh i see.......)

7. If we are in space without a suit, a fart have the energy to propel us forward. (Sounds funny. Is there any calculation how far can we propel? I guess it has....)

8. The cow farts contribute to global warming!! They produce highest amount of methane among all. (Owh.... Should we kill all the cows to save our world? Hmm.....cannot, it will be meaningless to live without milk and cheese >.< )

9. Do fish fart? So far fish flatulence has not been studied. (Aiya, i should have continue my master with this title). Turtle do fart, their fart smell incredibly bad. (I am wondering do they create bubbles in the water when they fart? Lets fart in the pool one day, then will have the answer....LOL)

10. There is a question for you guys. Do you smell you own farts? Wuahaha~~~

Why am i talking about fart during Dumpling Festival? I also don't know......wtf =_="  Anyway, Happy Dumpling Festival~

Dinner At Jogoya, Starhill

Had an early celebration of Father's Day on last Sunday at Jogoya- Starhill. That was my first time been to Jogoya. Jogoya has the same concept with Tenji at Mt. Kiara. Both places actually more or less are same just Jogoya is slightly expensive than Tenji. My whole family, four people spent more than RM400 on this Japanese dinner buffet. Well....I am not a buffet person, not because i don't like buffet, just because what i had always didn't worth the money that i paid. So to make myself worth the money, i tried to eat all those expensive food first such as below......

 

Ta-Da~

 Oysters, salmon, crab meat, squids, jellyfish and scallops!!

~Yummy yummy~

Oyster and scallop always my favourite (also expensive food that can worth my money =P), i had at least 3 oysters and 3 scallops that night.

Second round~ Woohoo!!

Cam whoring >.<

Next was Häagen-Dazs ice-cream. Someone told me that if i can't eat a lot, then eat few scoops of Häagen-Dazs ice-cream is the smart move.

I forgot what's the name dy, but it's delicious especially the crab thing ^-^

Bird nest with soybean. Hmm.... i didn't really like it, it's abit weird taste.

Coconut abalone.... can't remember the name la, i know something related with abalone and coconut only =P This one not bad, i like it

Dessert!!! I will never miss the dessert no matter how full i am =D

Tiramisu and green tea swiss roll.

Beautiful and delicious....yumyum!

Ordered by my mum, lamb leg.... it was okay okay only

 

Cam-whoring in the toilet >.<

My mummy and daddy. Mummy was kepo-ing with something...hehe

Lovely husband and wife.

Well....cam-whoring again!!

My fat fat brother. He seriously eat A LOT that night. Really worth it....Wuahaha~

 

Second scoop of ice-cream. That time i already fulled until couldn't talk.

Lastly.... Japanese cheese cake and blueberry cheese cake.

That's all i can eat. My tummy almost burst le. I think i very geng dy lo, can eat that much. Overall, I love Jogoya's food but Tenji's atmosphere. It will be perfect if both of the restaurant can combine. LOL~ If given a chance, for sure i will come back again.

Eventz

I had attanded plenty of events that organized by ACP Magazine since mid of April until last week. Million thanks to ShinD, who brought me the chances to had so much fun in my life. Muackzz.... love you girl~

Okay, here we start.....

17/4/2010----> Speed Date (Laundry Bar)

My very first speed date in my life, damn nervous ler.... Some more dated with those good looking, cute and hot bachelors  =P

The girls are waiting the bachelors to show up. The weather actually super hot, all of us sweat like don't know what but still.... very excited!

Finally the bachelors came out (mostly with their shade) and walked to their seat which already fixed. Lulu and I prayed so hard at that time, we didn't pray for our favourite bachelors to come but we actually prayed for someone NOT TO COME. This someone, hmm.... damn scary and damn oily! LOL~ 

Thanks god, the bachelors who dated with me were Hadri, Dan Basri and Armaan. They are cute though =P

Darren Au, one of my favourite bachelor. But later on i found out he smokes =(

This picture help us to win VIP pass for Bachelor's Party lo...

Thanks to Darren.

Shind and her beloved favourite bachelor, Harick Ng.

Bachelors that attended the Speed Date event

30/4/2010 ----> Bachelor Party (Zouk)

All the bachelors.....having fun at Zouk. Well, this is the view that i captured from VIP room. We had free drinks and snacks over there. But we paiseh to eat that much, end up hungry like hell then went to mamak after the event =_="

Shind (before drunk tipsy) and me

The Winner of 50 Cleo Eligible Bachelors - Amir Millson

He's seriously good looking ler. 

14/5/2010 ----> Harper's BAZAAR "Fantasy" photography exhibition (The Garden)

Model look? No.... too short and too fat

Model look? Yes!!

They are real models, at least one head taller than me =(

Photography exhibition..... it's pretty, but to be frank, I will never ever understand this kind of photos.

Anyway, i still can act Pro since i was standing inside and enjoying the nice photos but the public can only watch from outside....wuahaha *evil*

Mountain people mountain sea, lot of rich people, models, designers and fashionistas. I really open-eyed.

Ang-ang one, looks like CNY....lol

Didn't know where the flower came from, just found it beside me so what else? Took picture la.... (so stupid~)

Actually wanted to pose like her but.... paiseh ne. So simple simple enough la...hehe

Can we become one of the fashionista??

In the future....maybe (eh, need a lot of money one ler)  =_="

My favourite picture of the night.

Between, wide angle cameras are worth to buy. It fits the "BAZAAR" nicely in the photo....hehe

Two pretty girls sitting there but what Egui spotted when he saw this picture was that

Louis Vuitton behind us.... sad lo =(

5/6/2010 ----> Lancome Makeover (MidValley)

Woohoo~ Going to my 2nd makeover. First time was Rimmel and now is Lancome ^_^

Before

After..... not bad right? That make up can last for 10 hours ler. After ten hours they still "stick" nicely on my face, except the lipstick n gloss.

Well... branded stuff really different from those chap-pa-lang brands that i am using now geh.

After all of these events, i knew that i have a lot of things need to be improved, from head to toe (so charm). Fashion, make up, skin care and socialize are not easy to learn man..... Anyway, i did learn and have fun in the events ^-^